1. Get Famous
2. Er...finish the Diadem?
3. List all fansites!!!!!!
And I'm gonna do it. You'll see.
Postscript: Part 2 of The Diadem: The Kraken Returns!
Remember what I wrote at the beginning?
I knew it was something—like a beginning—in preschool. A scaly, purple monster had cornered me on the playground and screamed, “WHERE IS THE DAIDEM? WHERE IS IT, WORTHLESS CONJURER?” I had squealed “I don’t know!” over and over again while the other preschoolers hollered their heads off. It was when the monster clobbered me with the tip of his lightning bolt when I woke up in the orphanage, where the nurse convinced me there were no purple lightning monsters, although there was still a burn that had never healed on my left shoulder.
Well, let's see what happens.
Possible other chapter titles:
The Bed of
Well? Wadddaya think?